Wednesday, February 22, 2012

This Post Is For You Ladies Who Have Small Girls… If You Know What I Mean (Or, If You Want Them To Look Bigger Anyways)

No, Lily, this post is not for you if you think I’m talking about your lovely girls as cute as they are.

No siree, this post, my lovelies, is about your boobs/breasts/mammary glands/bosoms/twins… whatever you want to call it. ^.^ I prefer the term “the girls”.

As for me, mine were… never, er, prominent, so to speak, and I was more often than not miffed about it. Well, since Mama Daforcena is less blessed in that area, I guess that it’s not a problem at all.

Back in the day when I was a kid, the aunts and Mama Daforcena would bring us to all them shopping centers whenever my aunt from Australia and her kids came back to Malaysia. One of them was my age, and a girl. I love here to bits but her girls are HUGE. At the age of 12 she was a B when I didn’t even need to wear them kiddy camisoles! I kid you not.

Well ladies, fast forward 10 years, and I still do NOT have the pair I’ve always dreamed for. Yes, if I were a man, I’d be slapped like a rat crossing the street (It’s a Cantonese saying hahah) by the other women all around me, because my eyes would wander….

So, without digressing much further, let us come to the subject of our topic, which is how to make the girls look bigger. I’ll even “sacrifice” myself to show you how it’s done! Ya see, this is how dedicated I am to you lovelies!

Step 1: You need a push up bra. No “buts” about that, because push up bras give the lift our girls need. It is the basis of this technique. Anyways, these come in a variety of styles and price points, so I’m sure that you’ll find one that you like very easily.

Step 2: You need a contouring brush (rounded like the Mac 109 or tapered would do. I prefer rounded because it transits more color to where you want it, heehee) and bronzer (or a deeper face powder, 3 shades darker than your skintone).

Step 3: Stand in front of a mirror with your push up bra on and a relatively low-cut top/dress/whatever-have-you.


Step 4: Now, tap a little bit of bronzer onto the brush and place it to the deepest crevice between your girls. You might have to pull your top slightly down. Bring your brush up and sweep it towards the sides of your chest, where the straps of your bra/top/dress/whatever-have-you are. Do it to both sides of your girls.


Step 5: Heh heh can you see the subtle change? If you’re like me and want a more PRONOUNCED effect, just repeat the process and add highlighter to the tops of the girls.


Heh heh heh, my work here is done!

Do tell me what you think about this post ^.^


  1. LOL! I find this absolutely funny...

  2. Hahahaha thanks dahling! ^.^ It is a tip that I must share. How else to, er, display the effects of said technique haha ^.^

  3. whoa that really does work!! Now I need a contour shade!


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